Beras: Ramai Yang Terkejut Bila Cina Hong Kong Punya Saham Terbesar Dalam Bernas

1. Ini lagi satu perkara paling mangkuk dilaporkan oleh akhbar hari ini. Semua orang, semuanya 'konon-konon'nya terkejut dengan penguasaan 37% syarikat Wang dalam Bernas yang menjaga bekalan Beras nasional.
2. Itu yang dah terjual ke orang asing. Yang sama-sama sendiri songlap, tutup ramai-ramai, entah ke mana. Rakyat boleh buat inkues sendiri. Macam inkues TBH.
3. Inkues dalam kepala sendiri lebih baik. Dalam aasyik buat inkues sendiri-sendiri, timbang-timbangkan pengaruh Chan Ho Nam dalam syarikat Hong Kong itu.
4. Jangan timbangkan Don Corleone, Don Corleone tak main beras, dia main 'entertainment' dan 'Poltician & Judges'.
5. Like a dime and nickel in your pocket.

To Money Borrower From Money Lender

Dear Money borrower;

I've prepared. I have never been too sure until now. I'm afraid. Really afraid. Terrified actually. But i manage to put myself together. Sorry, it's get personal this time. Really personal.

I'm looking for answers. I do not like to be left in guessing. When i start guessing here and there, i will end up wondering. When i start to wonder, most likely i will wasting my time, my thought and my emotions.

So, my dearest money borrower, I do appreciate if you listen. Above all, to understand. Avoiding is not a solution. We need to discuss.

I you agree to pay, please let me know.

I you do not want to pay, just ask for a waiver.

Regards;

Money lender

Would You Be The Other Guy

1. Many of our girlfriends, special one, wife-to-be, love-of-my-life-kind-a-girl, sometimes, could be quite demanding. We have been asked to be like this, to do like that, to speak only this, to wear a kind of this, to make us felt better of ourselves. Do they?
2. and, we as a responsible gentleman, follow without question. As time passes by, we feel a bit discomfort in ourselves. Girls do hope her love ones to change. Unfortunately, they never change, they just tolerate.
3. And, when the component of tolerate is breaking-down, the toleration itself follow. Guys always follow its habit.
4. Then guys, by the time your love one say, i would be lucky if you'll be like this guy, that guy, statistically there'll be dead end with you and her.
5. Do not tolerate, and do not change. you'll never be the other guy.

Love: The Meanest And The Deepest

1. Once upon a time, there is one guy living alone in a city. it has been 5 years since the girl of his life left him for another man. He really thinks his girl has make a terrible mistakes by choosing that man,instead of him.
2. He is prepared to give it all, yet he gain nothing at all in the end. Poor guy. Until now, whoever outthere find a chance to talk to this guy, they will sense his undying love, which is he always quote, 'forever n ever'. What a stupid guy he is.
3. Love can be very strange. painful. mean. wasting everything.
4. But, we still can feel the love to the deepest.
5. Strange, No?

Panglima Melayu (PM) Dan 85,000 Pengguna Tol-Nya

1. Panglima Melayu (PM) Dan Timbalan Panglima Melayu (TPM) kini punya sebab untuk bersorak dan bersorai. Satu, kerana lulus ujian pertapaan 111 hari dengan tamat sempurna hikmat ber-sebelas. Hikmat yang terbesar adalah hikmat guna-tol-pulang-balik-20-persen-nya. Sungguh baik cadangan dan ilham ini.
2. Manakala, TPM pula sibuk bertapa dan berlatih secara praktikal untuk memecah-belahkan pokok ciku yang utuh. Walaupun TPM itu gagal untuk meruntuhkan pokok ciku itu, TPM hendak dikira menang juga, walaupun hanya tinggal 65 ranting kayu bermanek dan berurai-uraian yang gagal dicabut oleh TPM.
3. Berbalik kepada cadangan pemberian faedah kepada 85,000 orang tadi, barangkali PM terlupa, yang mengguna tol sepanjang musim keraian adalah 1.7 juta orang. 85,000 itu dari 1.7 juta pengguna berapa kerat sangat? itupun hanya diberi 20 persence. sebahagian besar 1.7 Juta orang itu pasti menggunakan tol itu kurang dari 80 kali.
4. Apajadah nak lalu tol sampai 80 kali sebulan. Melainkan terpaksa. Entah, makin tinggi duduk, makin mengecut tahap pena'akulannya, agaknyalah. Hanya Tuhan Maha Mengetahui.
5. TPM, terima kasih kerana banyak berkorban sepanjang musim PRK dan yang penting, Kalah!!! Apa boleh buat, kalau tak sedar-sedar diri lagi entahlah.